P*****'S MUM

I shagged her in the kitchen
Then I fuck't her in the hall
Then I shared her with Ashleigh
When he came round to call

She was screaming like a demon
When your dad came home from work
I didn't have time to chuck my muck
Your dads a fucking jerk

Your mum's a whore
Your mum's a whore
We all know its true
Your mum's a whore
Your mum's a whore
She'd even shag you

She only costs a fiver
And you'll get an hour or two
She gives a shitty blowjob
But at least she'll swallow your goo

Your mum's a whore
Your mum's a whore
We all know its true
Your mum's a whore
Your mum's a whore
She'd even shag you

If you're Mum got another job
We'd all die of shock
She could never give up the money
She gets from taking cock

She's a whore (Repeat to fade)

Sam Payne Nov 2002

Music available on request

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I also have loads more songs written covering a wide range of tastes!!